Wednesday, November 09, 2005

We can all use a little bit of Malcom


I want to be THAT iPod.

My attempt to shoot an iPod ad.
Using Malcom as a model, I reckon women will scream.
Now all I need to do is learn how to use Photoshop.
Hmm. This could be a new age fairy tale.
Once there was a princess who downloaded pirated MP3 everyday. So the fairy godmother got angry and fed her an Apple.
She turned into an iPod. People fed her pirated MP3s all the time. They tasted terrible. She realised only original MP3s taste good.
Godmother then told her that she could only recovered when a guy were to kiss her on the SELECT button.
DIE loh! Everyone touch and scroll iPod what! Who wants to kiss iPod? The princess felt really sad.
For years, day and night all the normal guys only wanted to touch and scroll while clicking her button.
Until one day Prince Malco came along. He acidentally spill some Krispy Kreme doughnut jelly on her button.
He had no choice but to lick it. And the the princess turned back into her normal state and wanted to kiss Prince Malco back.
Prince Malco: 'Man this is some ugly bitch!' He kicked her in the face and ran away in horror and shock.
They live happily ever after. The end.