Friday, January 06, 2006

Go go DVD Ranger!

Had a farewell mamak session with Cucumber.
You know the drill, at some point there'll be some guy approaching you asking if you want pirated CDs/DVDs.

Goldie: Mister, you want some CDs?
Me: No thanks, thank you.
Goldie: Come on lah, it's ok if you don't want to buy. Just take a look only, no pressure one mister.
Me: It's ok, really.
Goldie: Ok, do you want sliced meat* then?
Me: Huh?
Goldie: Sliced meat.
Me: (pretending not to laugh) sss ...izzzt. it's ookekekekay.

Wah. Nowadays pirated DVD mongers also sell sliced meat. WTF? Globalisation I tell you. Now a normal man needs two jobs.
Or maybe 'sliced meat' is a code word for porn? What happens if I really wanted some slice meat then? Hmm.

*Similar to beef jerky. Hokkien we say Ba Gua. 肉干也.