Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Act 1 Scene 1

A ballroom, reasonably spacious, dimly lit, with a big crowd. It appears that an activity, perhaps a ball room dancing session has conlcluded. A man, the protagonist if this were an actual movie script, walks up to a girl.

GUY:
Hi! Long time no see! Haven't we met at Joseph's birthday party before?

GIRL:
Which Joseph?

GUY:
Erm, you know, Joseph from Uranus Apartments?

GIRL:
(silence)

Anyway, my name is Kelly.

Realising the girl thought he was trying to hit on her with the lamest pick up line ever, guy said his name and left.

(This happened like a year ago, but hey come on, I really thought I met her at a birthday party before ok?)