Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Summer offer

As usual, I was waiting for the elevator today. I'm always embarassed to take it with other people since they'll give me a stare most of the time after realising I live on the 3rd floor.
So anyway, the elevator arrived. While I was giving way to the people coming out, my chest brushed against the door slightly.

And my left NIPPLE got shocked by static.

It's not funny. And I can never explain the sensation to you in words. It's like how you see other people throwing up as funny until you yourself have your head in the toilet bowl. It's like an unknown voice saying: who's laughing now, bitch?

I fuckin hate Melbourne dry/hot/cold weather.