Sunday, May 18, 2008


So I was telling this story of a girl who got a rash on her face after giving a guy fellatio. Doctor told her the infection only happens when the skin gets in contact with another dead human body.
The guy later got arrested and they found two dead bodies in his house.

The story was told over dinner and the gang was impressed. (They pretended not to be but I'm sure they did that to gain social acceptance.)

But then I realised something. It's disgusting for us to screw dead bodies, but it's ok to screw the live ones. Yet when it comes to eating, we find it disgusting to eat animals when they're alive, but ok when they're dead.

So if we were to be trapped in a snow storm and your friends are all dead. Society will forgive you if you eat them, but not if you screw them.