Monday, October 06, 2008

Got mah knee or not?

Tohm's not-so-recent 'American Psycho' plus Singaporean wannabe blog post made my day. Even though it was a 'wet ride on a bike shit ass daylight savings' Monday.

My boxers were so wet I contemplated not wearing them. But I was afraid some pants-removing event might somehow take place at work and I'd rather have one that appears to be a cling wrap than non-existent.

Why is it disgusting when a man's not wearing underwear; but it's stardom when a woman does it? Like a detect-a-celebrity mechanism: Oh you no fire crotch you not famous. (for some reason my mind made the security guy an Indian.)