Wednesday, December 24, 2008

10 things I learned about Hong Kong.

From a TVB series marathon in Auckland:
1. In Hong Kong, people always stand in a line so that you can see everyone at once, they never interrupt each other and everyone gets to finish their sentences.
2. Nice people have shit ringtones. The bad guys are always polyphonic.
3. Somehow, everyone loves their grandparents.
4. Everyone has heart attacks. Everyone retires in New Zealand.
5. Your house need a giant staircase to qualify as a mansion.
6. Unless you get richer or poorer, your hairstyle never changes.
7. It is only a love story when you hear the main theme song playing in the background; if not you're just the fishmonger.
8. Never trust the cousin.
9. Someone is always listening to your conversation.
10. It only takes 30 minutes to get from one place to another.
God bless my never to be seen again brain cells. Merry Christmas.