Tuesday, February 15, 2011

How about a can to remind you of how fat you are?


Pepsi
announced their new skinny can design for Mercedes fashion week. The press release reads 'In celebration of beautiful, confident women, Diet Pepsi presents the taller, sassier new Skinny Can at New York's Fall 2011 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week, Feb. 10-17.'
Get it, ladies?
To be beautiful and confident, you need to be as skinny and tall as the new Pepsi can. To match your skinny jeans, your skinny chihuahua, while you drown in your skinny throw-up with your skinny self-esteem.